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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I like Tuesday, it rhymes with Boozeday...
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
I`m not fat. My stomach is in 3D
I`m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
I bet my road rage will be taken seriously once I get a car.
The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don’t f*cking deserve string cheese.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.