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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
Apparently, the answer "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed
I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
"I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
You make me want to be a drunker person
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
Do homeless people get Knock Knock Jokes?
I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.