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Exercise? More like extra fries.
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
The Manning`s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year. "Eli, can you pass the stuffing- oh wait, you better let Peyton do it."
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
This Halloween, the only Candy I`m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
Is the "D" in Donkey Kong a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong right? These are the things that keep me up at night.
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.