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Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
Some people might as well post ‘Wants Attention’ as their Facebook status.
I once found a whip, a mask, a baton and handcuffs in my Mother-in-Law`s draw... who knew she was a superhero. Nice!!!
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
Some people should come with subtitles.