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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life.
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
Was at an Apple store today when I let out a really loud fart. Boy, the employee`s were so mad. Hey, Not my fault they don`t have windows!
Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
Here`s a fun idea: Before your next party or get together, buy some liver and other cuts of meat. Put them in clear containers and put labels on them with random names ("Clarice", "Richard", etc). Then put them in your refrigerator. For even more fun, put some empty containers beside the fridge with your friends` names on them....
When you are on a first date and she says to you: "I want you to treat me like a movie star," it is vitally important to establish which type of movie