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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
Car sex is not fun...that tailpipe BURNS
It`s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
If you were a cookie, you’d be a whoreo.
Never date someone that works for your cell phone provider. Just sayin
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?