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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
Whoever says "you need two to tango" obviously hasn`t seen me drunk.
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
The list of things I won’t eat if covered in chocolate gets smaller everyday.
I`m at the facebook saloon, drinking all night long
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my feet while lying on the couch, so I guess today was leg day...
I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic