Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is?
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
I like how Sesame Street just casually has a vampire hanging around.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
If it wasn`t for physics and law enforcement, I`d be unstoppable.
I`m old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true!
It’s a holiday. You know what that means… Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.