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Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner. Turns out it was all my personal belongings.
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.