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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends, and Caller ID to avoid family and friends
loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
I changed the audio of my GPS to a man`s voice. Now it just says "It`s around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while."
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
If you respond to coworkers asking how your weekend was with turkey noises, they leave you alone.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
The only honest people in the world are small children and me after a couple cocktails.
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.