Daily Silly Status

What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability.

I`ll act my age when I`m 69..

How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?

I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........

Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.

I`m sorry but sh!ts and giggles don`t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.

Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa

So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.

I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!

I am not judging you...I already decided I don`t like you

Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I`m hilarious.

Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl

Some of the best memories I have are of times right before the cops showed up.

They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.