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I don`t know what everyone`s complaining about. The economy looks great from my parents` basement.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
Salary is like a menstrual cycle, it comes once a month and is gone in five days...
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.
Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
When I die, I am going to haunt the f*ck out of you people.
The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.