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Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
Tomorrow I will live in the moment, unless it`s unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie.
Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
Good thing all the `Five and Ten` stores closed... They were nickle and diming us to death.
When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, "wow, that person must be really blind."
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
Apparently, I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
Its better to have loved and lost, then stay with that psyco for one more sec
If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
It’s not my fault God gave you boobs to stare at.
Sorry I shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT!" when you started arguing with your husband at the grocery store