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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. You choose your own adventure.
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
It`s hard to compliment a fake person without lying.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first.
Whenever I tell the cashier to ‘keep the change`, it takes everything in my power not to call them a filthy animal.
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
I have some serious self-esteem issues. The last time I posted a selfie I first cropped myself out of it.
The wife has been missing a week now, police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.