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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It`s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
Parts of a worm: 1) Worm
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
Don`t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
If you really want to know how she feels about you, get her drunk & then piss her off.
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
I didn`t see anyone important today, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?