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I put the pro in inappropriate.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
At a four way stop, it`s obvious that the vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first.
Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
Just been informed that my spirit animal is Eeyore.
If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
I`m not lazy, I just rest before I get tired
I`d like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”
I`m so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
I dont run from my problems, I chase them ... with alcohol
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude