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Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
If you really want to get under someone`s skin these days, just leave them a voicemail.
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots.
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
Job interview `What is your biggest weakness?` `Honesty` `I don`t think honesty is a weakness` `I don`t give a flying *#(@ what you think!`
when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
I think I`m funny - but looks aren`t everything
My life is based on a true story
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it