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I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
I’m sad when my food is over.
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in digust, but deep down inside they want some.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don`t want to see naked?
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
How I sing it: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,....H, I, J, K, A LEMON OH PEE!....Q, R, S....T, U, V....W, X....Y, and Z."
`Google`` must be a woman, because it knows everything.