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You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
Whatever I did to make you hate me, I’d like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
They say that you are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
“People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
Smelling another person should be a choice.