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i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
My minivan is always rocking, but it`s usually because I`m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Isn`t it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don`t know what ironic means.
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
We`re shutdown, but not `stop collecting taxes` shutdown. - the government
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
No. My hair magically got shorter.
I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.