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Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
I put my phone on Airplane Mode and now I can`t find it...
They say women only use 10% of their anger
I really like my new electric toothbrush, even though sometimes, I still break out the acoustic.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
No one has ever been in an empty room.
Dear Autocorrect, She`s an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I`m never getting laid.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.