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People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
The best way to deal with dumb people is to never leave your house sober
My favorite iOS7 feature is how it distracts me from the fact that I`m wasting my life poking a glass screen.
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
Never judge a girl`s boob size by their jacket.
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.