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Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?
Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
For Christmas I just want summer...
I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?