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Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
I always confuse the words exotic and erotic. That made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.
is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
All I want is to see you smile...that and maybe a pizza.
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they`ve been drinking in order to establish dominance.
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.
He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it`s all screaming and sh!t.
I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there`s nothing you can do about it. ;)