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Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
I noticed you stopped taking your meds. Can I have them?
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
All I`m saying is that Schwarzenegger isn`t the only one who woke up naked next to a dumpster in 1984.
I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!