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Crazy? ... My therapist does say I should quit talking to myself.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I`m making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.
It`s nice to feel wanted. Even if it`s by the FBI.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I’m bored, think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on for awhile.