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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet ... I get hungry.
Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They`ll thank you later.
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
I feel like I`ve passed my "Best If Used By date."
Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.