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If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
Had a blast doing my Black Friday tradition!!!! I slept!
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *Use calculator just in case
Now that "twerk" has been added to the dictionary, I can`t wait for a Spelling Bee judge to be asked to use it in a sentence.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
Sir, your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
Some people are like eye-candy... I`m more like eye-meatloaf.
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
I say the things better left unsaid.
What do you mean casual Friday does not mean drink wine and get drunk at work
It`s not "you`re" or "your". It`s mine. It`s all mine, everything is mine!