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Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision!
You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
I’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one.
Let`s be honest. The only reason you listen to your voice-mail messages is to make the stupid icon disappear
The reason dogs look confused when you open the refrigerator door is because they`re thinking "Why don`t you just eat ALL the food?"
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
"You`re so cute!" works as a response to anything my girl says 99% of the time when I`m not listening which is 99% of the time.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
If at first you don’t succeed, you shouldn’t diffuse bombs.
Gravity didn`t seem this strong twenty-five years ago.