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The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
My interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason I drink wasn`t there
I don`t really understand why women are expected to be able to cook if they can give blowjobs.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
New word of the day: Stupidiot!!
I need a new refrigerator ... There`s no food in mine.
These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
I`m not saying I`m bilingual but if you shout at me in German I`ll probably do whatever you want
Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
I never finish anyth...............