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Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
Never fight anyone who bows to you first.
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
I swear if my memory gets any worse, i`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
My problem is that all food is comfort food
I put the hot in psychotic.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Jill, the dill, Forgot her pill, And now they have a son.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being expelled. I don´t have a son. That kid is one damn good liar.
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh