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Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
"Why yes, I`d love to be a thousand pounds." – my brain when I see a box of donuts
$5.99 Trojan condoms or $19.99 Huggies diapers. Choose wisely...
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
How does Ice-T order an Iced Tea without sounding like a douche?
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
Ignoring things don`t make them go away, it makes them drunk dial you.
Facebook where I am surrounded with people but still no one can see me biting my toe nails or picking my nose :-D
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.
We should be thanking our Dads for bringing us into the world, not our Moms. She probably wasn`t in the mood...