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When I was little we didn`t have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body. Some people are capable of getting on every last one of them.
The problem with diets is pizza.
When someone tells me I`m going to hell, I`m like "yeah, duh, I work there part time as a tour guide!"
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
I`m surprised kids haven`t found a way to trick or treat online yet
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before.
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
I`m good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
I scream. You scream. The police come ... It`s awkward ;)