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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
Sometimes, I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver!
a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
The perfect time for a snack is while you’re waiting for another snack to finish cooking.
What’s the answer to this question?
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!