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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
Is somebody not editing what I´m saying here???
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
"Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I`m just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
Thanksgiving: "Let`s give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let`s get all new stuff."
There is no better sunscreen than sitting in a bar.
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.