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As a child, you dream of adventure, travel & success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
I can`t believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years. Someday I want to have a marriage like Fred and Wilma.
I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you`re hot.
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
Ever notice how it`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes?
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
My pet rock turned 4,054,870,001 today