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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Even if I’m mad at my wife I should be mature enough not to flush the toilet on purpose while she’s in the shower, but it turns out I’m not.
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Fart jokes ain`t funny, they stink.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I stop at random Jehovah`s Witness houses and drop off copies of Rolling Stone.
Question everything...Or should you?
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
Putting ketchup on steak should also affect your credit score.
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"