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I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
Stovetop Directions: 1.) Use microwave.
word of the day: nincomtard
I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
What do sleeping and sex have in common? I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
Knock knock... whos there? Cows go... Cows go who, No, cows go moo
For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
I try not to limit my madness to March.