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I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they`re full.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
I hope you all have a prosperous New Year ... I may have to borrow money.
I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought "that`s a fair trade."
Save water- shower with me!
The key to my heart is shaped like a bottle opener.
It´s not that I hate you, it´s just.. well I´ll put it this way.. if you were on fire & I had water, I´d drink it.
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.