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They call cat people crazy but they`re not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Let`s be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
If we`re in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
You know you`ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.