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Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
If you`ve had cats, the singles virus may already be inside you.
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Fact: Turtles can breathe through their butts. And I thought I had bad morning breath.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait… Regular or Asian?
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?
Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when they misbehave, they get it from their storybooks!