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Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
I like having an ex ...it gives me something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
If you`ve ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you`ve seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing
Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That`s like Stevie Wonder giving driving directions to Ray Charles.
If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
Better late than pregnant.