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Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
If one of Santa`s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an "elfie"?
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
To the makers of rice cakes; thanks for nothing!
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
I need a partner in wine.
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE!