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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
Hey NSA, we all know you`re there now. So click the approve on my Candy Crush ticket request.
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
Finally down to my pre-pregnancy/pre-kids weight...well...before my wife had kids I mean.
If my calculations are correct, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up -- In 30 minutes? In 3 hours? In 9 years? No one can ever be sure.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?