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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.
I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
Iām not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
My friend said the only vegetable that could make him cry was an onion. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.