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Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
Her (from the living room): What time is it out there? Me (in the kitchen): Same time as it is in there.
I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he`s not home?
Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
In your face with a can of mace, make you cry all over the place!!
I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?