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If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point?
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
I found the key to happiness ... Stay away from a$$holes.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I`d never be bored again.
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...