Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground, so I threw my fries on the ground too.
Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
Hello customer service, I ate two happy meals and Iām still not happy
Good thing Jan Brady`s older sister wasn`t named Beetlejuice
In hell you`re always trying to spread butter that`s too cold.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
What makes fancy green beans fancy?
I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.