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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.
When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
If my life was a GPS it would constantly be recalculating
50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.
Yes, I used to "dance like no one is watching"; at least until Google Earth sent me a certificate for ten free lessons.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.