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Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
If you say married people aren’t having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
I just sprayed Citrus Fabreeze in my bathroom... Now it smells like Sh*trus
You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
I was going to exercise this morning, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
I once dated a Rockette with Tourette`s. Talk about kicking and screaming!