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Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
Giving people the finger while driving just isn`t effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
AWESOME!
I`ll be busy tonight taking my girlfriend out to dinner and then having sex all night. Is what I`d be saying if I had money ... or a girlfriend
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
I play hard to get along with.