Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
People will do odd things to get even.
Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
It took dozens and dozens of flushes and a plunger, but my guinea pig`s funeral is finally over.
I miss being able to use the excuse "I wasn`t home when you called."
I once found a whip, a mask, a baton and handcuffs in my Mother-in-Law`s draw... who knew she was a superhero. Nice!!!
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
You bring the friendship, I`ll bring the benefits.
It`s amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes…