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I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
Never piss off a woman on her period...scratch that...Never piss off a woman, period.
This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
I twisted my ankle playing vodka last night.. Next question
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
Madonna is 55 her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75 her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42 her boyfriend is 26. Still single? Relax. Your boyfriend hasn`t been born yet.
I plan on leaving all my money to the campaign against illiteracy. ...They can`t read this right? lol
The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.