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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
My panic room is a walk-in beer cooler at the liquor store.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
If I were Noah, Iād be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
āI saw that.ā -Karma
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
Just saw the previews for the movie Taken 3, you would think by now he would`ve gave his daughter self-defense and gun lessons?
The less you know, the more you think you do.
Oh, honey, you have gone beyond muffin top. That`s a busted can of biscuits!