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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”
I`m one more bottle of wine away from starting a blog.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
Call me crazy, but I don`t think I really need to be in this mental institution.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
If your boyfriend answers your text while playing GTA, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.
I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.
Backseat drivers are the worst. They`re always like "the light is red!" and "don`t text and drive!" and "oh god, I think that was a person!"