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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
Don`t half a$$ anything. F*ck it up all the way.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
What if animals all speak a universal language, and we’re the odd ones out???
When will vegeterians stop eating my food`s food??
Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yourself.”
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written “eff off forever” instead of “keep in touch” in your yearbook.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an etch-a-sketch and I don`t own an iPad. Also. I`m out of alcohol.